Emergency Chocolate Chip Cookies. Craving killer in less than 15 minutes.

3 heaping handfuls of flour (about 2.5 cups)
Pinch of baking soda
Pinch of salt
Handful of butter (about a cup)
handful of sugar (almost a cup)
handful of brown sugar (almost a cup)
Squirt of vanilla
2 eggs
2 handfuls of chocolate bits of any kind
Handful of walnuts if you like

Turn the oven on, quick! 375-ish. Throw flour baking soda, salt in a small bowl and swish it around and set it aside for a sec. Throw butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla in a bowl. Grab a beater and beat it like it owes you money. Toss in the eggs. Pick out the shells. Beat in the flour stuff. Throw in the chocolate and walnut bits. Make ping pong sized balls on a baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes. 

Wash your hands.  You should wait till they're cool or you're going to burn your mouth.  Handfuls are man-sized hands so adjust accordingly.

People, if you freeze a batch ahead of time it could save your life.  Freeze the balls, not the whole thing.